A week and a half of school is over and there have already been some memorable quotes...
Student: You fat like my mom.
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Why is your leg fat?
Teacher: What? That's not nice to say.
Student: You fat like my mom. I love my mom. (He was giving her a compliment.)
As I am being introduced at the rules assembly, a 1st grader whispers to his teacher, "That's the bad lady!" I'll take it!
Shoot, Ms. Funk, you can call me Toto! (WTF!?!?)
I understand my child has very rough afternoons. He loves Nickelodeon cartoons and Jimmy Neutron. Could he just watch that?
Student: Miss Funk, I like your necklace.
Miss Funk: Thanks, I got it in Dominican Republic.
Student: You ever been there?
Miss Funk: Yes that's where I got my necklace.
Student: You know where DR is?
Miss Funk: Oh look, your class is lining up. Have a great lunch!
"But you don't understand, I NEED THE ORANGE MA-GA-NET!!!!!
that's pretty great!
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